February 2012
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GOOD GOD MAN EVERY TIME I REBLOG SOMETHING I LOSE A FOLLOWER
i will haunt you in your sleep
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
voldemortandco:
weveneverlookedthisbeautiful:
...
What is the last thing Snape says to Harry? →
crunchyjelly:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
omg
dying
OMFG CRYING.
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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Not gonna study for tomorrow’s exams.
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But I can’t ‘cause of my freaking braces. Too much butthurt for me.
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I could eat cereal all day long.
awildgayappears:
i get my tans from the computer monitor
Friend: What if the movie isn't as good as the book?
Me: I just can't afford to think like that.
Swimming during summer
noboyfriendjust:
other people:
Me:
I hate when water splashes on my ass when i poop
mikedurstewitzsodmg:
Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
