January 2011
5 tags
SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE COOL AND AWESOME...
BUT YOU WERE JUST BEING HUMBLE:
BUT INSIDE YOU WERE LIKE, “FUCK YEAH!”
SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE COOL AND AWESOME...
BUT YOU WERE JUST BEING HUMBLE:
BUT INSIDE YOU WERE LIKE, “FUCK YEAH!”
REBLOG IF: You hold your breath when you see a...
No, I usually walk up to them and ask them
“Do I swim in your toilet?” then they’ll be saying no so I’m gonna be like “Then why the fuck are you smoking in my air?” BITCH GOT LAID.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when your little cousin tells you her favorite toy to sleep with is a unicorn named “Horny”
I’ll be giving her this look:
Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
havefuninhogsmeade:
snapeandshampoo:
landsharkkidd:
lordoftheflies-:
sectionals:
-imceobitch:
blowingjensen:
complexgirl:
dan-humphrey:
cock-humphrey.
complexCOCK
blowingCOCK
-imcockbitch
…..
cock
lordoftheCOCKS
landsharkkcock landcockkidd i don’t know which one’s better.
snapeandcock cockandshampoo ohjesus
havecockinhogsmeade
cockfuninhogsmeade OMG
...
10 tags
That awkward moment when you're talking and no one...
brennadaugherty:
chriscolferislove:
This is like an every day occurrence in my life I should probably just end it now lol.
And if they still don’t notice me, I’mma go like:
Welcome to Tumblr University.
thecolourofmusic:
Steeiscool:
AMAZING.
I need to go here :P
I WISH THIS WAS REAL!!!
OMG
And intruders from Facebook shall be beheaded.
People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three...
havefuninhogsmeade:
youwillneverchange:
REJOIIIIIICE BAYBEHHHHHHH.
When people argue about getting hit in the balls...
ilyketurtles:
How about we stop talking about it so you stop getting kicked in the balls by angry girls on their period.
TRUE DAT, BRO.
When people stop in the middle of a crowded...
christina-chiotakis:
ms-basswaldorf:
Its so true!! ^
At first I was like “Excuse me.”
But then they we’re all like not minding me and stuff.
But then I was like “MOVE BITCH MOVE!”
10 minutes away from computer.
Facebook:
Tumblr:
Lily Longbottom: Guys, let's play a game. →
oh-felicis:
the-brightest-witch-of-her-age:
fourprivetdrive:
ishouldhavesewnmyheartinmychest:
getinsideherheadd:
thatweirdalltimelowkid:
moikoiunicornattack:
gerard-way-:
opiumdenmother-:
fasowoman:
weirdowithnooname:
justnithya:
Change one word of your username to vagina. Let me start:
JustVagina
…
Four Privet Vagina Four Vagina Drive
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12 tags
The Middle East is considered part of Asia. Israel...
