December 2011
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HAVE A SEXXAAAY AND FAB CHRISTMAS GUYS
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
omg who are you why did you message me yes you are my friend on facebook but really we’re not even close shit man you’re scaring me
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: i love you chicken nuggets: me: chicken nuggets: me: chicken nuggets: me: chicken nuggets: me: shh don’t speak
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i feel like i’m gonna be a pedo this coming christmas
i can imagine all the beautiful children caroling in front of our house
yum
1612th:
i wonder how ghetto people give out their facebook names
like hey message me later my facebook is apostrophe trigga dollar sign finger apostrophe quotation mark khalifabitch quotationmark swagsista with a q instead of a g but you can call me Agatha
In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you write in cursive I will not grade your paper
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one direction posts are flooding my dashboard and i’m just sitting here like..
since when did i ever follow one direction blogs?
then i realized i never did..
oh well..
you guys sure love them..
nice..
it just hit me. 2011 is over like next week.
heyfunniest:
wtf have i done this year?
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This gif is my new answer to everything.
Why aren’t you doing your homework?
Why haven’t you cleaned your room?
Why are you eating that whole cake?
kiwi-hobbit:
i see you ridin’ round town
with the ship i hate
and i’m like
I totally respect your decision to ship those characters and I’ll just ship the characters I want to and you continue to ship those characters and we’ll all be happy bloggers because that’s what people should do.
When someone copies a quote you always say
imgonnaruletheworldsomeday:
brother is watching and listening to ‘on the floor’ by jlo
something is suspicious